Paradiso 37, Disney Springs

Disney Springs, Orlando, Florida

Saucy Meal Queen

December 2024
Lunch

Saucy Meal Queen’s Review of Paradiso 37, Disney Springs 👑

When the Queen and King need a quick lunch in Disney Springs, Paradiso 37 steps in to quench our royal thirst and tempt our taste buds. Did it live up to its promise of global flavors and flair? Let’s find out.

Cocktails: Fit for a Queen

Let’s talk about the real stars of this royal outing: the cocktails. The Queen indulged in not one but two heavenly concoctions:

  1. Bahama Mama
    • P37 premium coconut rum, grenadine, pineapple juice, and—because the Queen is particular—extra coconut rum instead of the standard dark rum floater.
    • Regular: $12 | Large: $18
  2. Down by the Bay
    • P37 premium vodka, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and a splash of grenadine.
    • Regular: $15 | Large: $25

Both drinks were exceptional—balanced, flavorful, and delightfully smooth. No overpowering bitterness, just the right touch of alcohol to remind me I’m not sipping fruit juice. A solid 10/10 for these tropical treasures!

As for the King? He stuck to his usual bottle of Stella—classic, reliable, and always in his royal repertoire.

Food: A Taste of Canada

We opted to share a lighter bite (Disney portion sizes could feed an army). Inspired by the King’s Canadian brother, we chose the Big Smoke Poutine for $22.

This dish was loaded with:

  • House fries
  • Brisket burnt ends
  • Country gravy
  • Cheese curds
  • Cherry peppers
  • Green onions
  • Alabama white sauce

Every bite was indulgent, and yes, we polished off the plate. However, while it ticked the comfort food box, the flavors didn’t quite reach the heights of culinary royalty. A respectable 7/10, but not quite enough to have us hurrying back.

Service & Atmosphere

The service? Just fine—not bad, but nothing to write home about. We visited during lunch, so we missed the live music Paradiso 37 is known for. We’ll give it another go in the evening to see if the ambiance elevates the experience.

The Saucy Verdict

If you’re judging purely on cocktails, Paradiso 37 Disney Springs is a must-visit. The drinks are a knockout and worth every penny. For food, it’s a solid choice if you’re in the mood for comfort eats with a twist, but perhaps not the crown jewel of Disney Springs dining.

Overall:

  • Cocktails: 10/10 đź‘‘
  • Food: 7/10 🍴
  • Service & Atmosphere: To be continued…

Would we return? Absolutely—for the drinks and to see if the evening vibes win us over. Stay tuned, darlings! 🍹✨

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